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Comic Relief
15 years 5 months ago #1653
by Vivaris
The dream is alive...
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Was shown this one today by a friend, I felt it'd be the right thing to post here :woohoo:
Too funny haha
Too funny haha
The dream is alive...
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15 years 5 months ago #1658
by CorpseQueen
My beauty is not the shape of the body,
but the voices in you mind;
the thoughts you can't live without
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Wow, that's really strange... but I think I missed the ghost :dry: Too bad...
My beauty is not the shape of the body,
but the voices in you mind;
the thoughts you can't live without
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15 years 5 months ago #1715
by Morgana
Replied by Morgana on topic Re:Comic Relief
Vivaris wrote:
LOL! I never knew ghosts were so klutzy though... no wonder they go \"bump\" in the night!
Was shown this one today by a friend, I felt it'd be the right thing to post here :woohoo:
Too funny haha
LOL! I never knew ghosts were so klutzy though... no wonder they go \"bump\" in the night!
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15 years 5 months ago #1814
by RavenDarkmoon
Replied by RavenDarkmoon on topic Re:Comic Relief
For all you married people, this one is for you :laugh:
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, \"Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish.\"
The biker pulled over and said, \"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.\"
The Lord said, \"Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.\"
The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, \"Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when
She says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.\"
The Lord replied, \"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?\"
A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, \"Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish.\"
The biker pulled over and said, \"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.\"
The Lord said, \"Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.\"
The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, \"Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when
She says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.\"
The Lord replied, \"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?\"
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15 years 5 months ago #1816
by Thurysaz
Replied by Thurysaz on topic Re:Comic Relief
@ RavenDarkMoon:
I died laughing!
Excellent.
T.
I died laughing!
Excellent.
T.
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15 years 5 months ago #1821
by Veszdrin
Those are the words of someone who does not know true despair....If you do not know it, I will teach it to you...
Replied by Veszdrin on topic Re:Comic Relief
that's awesome raven. :laugh: i couldnt' stop laughing about that.
Those are the words of someone who does not know true despair....If you do not know it, I will teach it to you...
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