ABC Game

Potted glue is just liquid glue in a pot, haha.

E - Eaten soap by accident. -.- That was pretty embarassing. I was playfighting with my boyfriend after he got out of the shower, licked his chest and I found out the nasty way that he was still soapy.

Eugh. Was washing my mouth out for ages whilst he was laughing. Horribly bitter taste..

I couldn't think of anything for B earlier, but I just remembered..

B - Blown over by the wind.

Yup. Didn't think it was possible myself, but it happened.

2/3 concentrated wallpaper glue. It was in February, right before the carnival and I was making a venetian mask. To do the horns on the mask I needed more concentrated glue than that I would usually use. So I left the mask to dry up, and invited a friend over to watch a movie. He brought nachos and nacho cheese. The kind with that mushy consistence. So somewhere in the middle of the movie, my friend took the jar, without me seeing that, and alas, that is when the nacho dipping went horribly wrong.

I have an awesome B entry:

Brushed my teeth with diaper rash cream (A&D ointment). It was on the bathroom counter next to the toothpaste, in the same shape tube, and it was dark, and I was exhausted (with a little baby who had kept me up half the night). IT TASTES AWFUL!!!

may not be in aplpahebetical order (what letter we be on anyway ??)--
but i just took a big ol' chug of HYDROGEN PEROXIDE,and spit it across the room;
good news is part of the room (& ME)
are now santized!!!!!




SO FAR, MY VOTE IS FOR EATING NACHOS WITH PASTE!!!!!!!!!

Took me a while to think of one but..

F - Fell asleep in God knows how many places. Here's a short list:

Year 1 - I fell asleep on the new boy's shoulder because I was so tired. I woke up once my head hit his shoulder and he gave me very weird looks. I was pretty mortified.

Uhh..Numerous times got told off for falling asleep on the beanbag in class during primary..

Fell asleep during a Classics lecture, but that was fine, because the co-lecturer also fell asleep and made a dribble-pool on the desktop so I didn't look that bad at all in comparison.

Continue to fall asleep in history. I actually drifted off last week and woke as the pen fell out of my hand and onto the table very very loudly.

Yup. I'm not too obvious.

Teacher knows I sleep a lot in his lessons anyway. He's noticed that when I'm not eating, I'm sleeping. :woohoo: It's the only way to keep myself awake in his lessons..

G, I GAINED 80 pounds in 9 months (and then went on a 1 day crash diet). I had a kid!