Comic Relief

Was shown this one today by a friend, I felt it'd be the right thing to post here :woohoo:




Too funny haha

Wow, that's really strange... but I think I missed the ghost :dry: Too bad...

Vivaris wrote:

Was shown this one today by a friend, I felt it'd be the right thing to post here :woohoo:

Too funny haha

LOL! I never knew ghosts were so klutzy though... no wonder they go \"bump\" in the night!

For all you married people, this one is for you :laugh:

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the
sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, \"Because
you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one
wish.\"

The biker pulled over and said, \"Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.\"

The Lord said, \"Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind.\"

The biker thought about it for a long time... Finally, he said, \"Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when
She says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.\"

The Lord replied, \"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?\"

@ RavenDarkMoon:

I died laughing!
Excellent.

T.

that's awesome raven. :laugh: i couldnt' stop laughing about that.